How I Learned The Fastest Way To Lose Weight From Some Crazy Lady In The Doughnut Shop
I used to work at this doughnut shop a few years ago. It was pretty cool, I was in charge of cooking all the doughnuts at night, and since I was pretty much by myself the whole night, I could make some crazy doughnuts. One of the perks of working the midnight shift was you could always talk to the craziest people that came into a doughnut shop in the middle of the night. One night this lady came in, and dropped a bunch of religious fliers. Then she noticed I was a little heavy, so she started lecturing me, and telling me I should lose weight. She even suggested a few weight loss tips, and went so far as to tell me that the fastest way to lose weight would be to quit my job at the doughnut shop. While I appreciated her concern, I was glad when she left me alone.
